This is kinda stretching the meaning of “bicycle” a bit…

The Swiss “Rocket Man” François Gissy has set a new bicycle speed record of 333 km/h (207 mph) on the rocket-propelled bicycle at Circuit Paul Ricard located in the South of France. The “bicycle” was designed by Gissy’s friend, Arnold Neracher.

Looks like just the thing to make me competitive at the local time trial again.